Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
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Get the Old man nipples mug.(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012
Get the Old Man Derangement Syndrome mug.A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.
-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
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Get the old manned mug.He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
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Get the Old Man Sam mug.When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
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“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
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