by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 6, 2018

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses
"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
by panipilot April 30, 2015

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really…
by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022
