Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023

Old Man Kip

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really…

Well, I’m off for an Old Man Kip (OMK) !!!

by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022

Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.

There is an old man in the bathtub.

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.

Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.

by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022