Penis

An exclamation to be shouted as loudly as possible in competition with others, the winner being the one who shouts the loudest. Usual competitions take place in public settings such as malls, classrooms, and libraries. The competition is usually refered to as Penis Wars

(in the library)
John: Hey Mark, do you want to play penis wars?

Mark: Sure, I'll start ... penis.
John: ... Penis!
Mark: ... Penis!!!
John: ... PENIS!
Mark: ... PENIS!!!
Librarian: shhhhh!!!
John: PENIS!!!!!
Mark: ok, you won.

by The original Steve October 21, 2008

Penis

A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.

Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.

by Jessica June 16, 2004

penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick

I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}

by anonymous March 27, 2004

Penis

the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.

i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.

by kyle coleman August 25, 2004

peni

The plural of penis. By extension, the plural of walrus is walri.

You are more likely to encounter peni than walri.
Walri peni are actual bones.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

[peni]

any florida driver being an asshole on the road; multiple penises

"Ah man, this guys being a real peni."

by Fionace Beasley August 26, 2008

Penis

A long soft hanging thing that woman go crazy for

bro life is like a penis, it's long and soft, till woman come along and make it hard

by Littlepervert November 12, 2014