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strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)
Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce
by big ting n that July 19, 2019
mugGet the strokey noncemug.

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.
"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"
by yddimsttam August 20, 2021
mugGet the nonce bomug.

word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.
'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'
by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020
mugGet the word noncemug.

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow
mark bailey is a techno nonce
by God--- July 21, 2009
mugGet the techno noncemug.

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
mugGet the Dog noncemug.

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
mugGet the nonce jockeymug.

Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019
mugGet the Reverse Noncingmug.

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