by Nic March 8, 2004
Get the Nirvana mug.When a man enters any bathroom, while urinating he somehow manages to Burp, Sneeze, and fart all while urinating.
Mike: You'll never guess what happened what happened to me this morning!
Vern: What, did you skillfully perform the Dolphin?
Mike: No, my good chum. I found my Nirvana at 3:17 A.M.
Vern: ... The fart-burp-sneeze thing?
Mike: Yeah ... I passed out and woke up seeing Angels.
Vern: What, did you skillfully perform the Dolphin?
Mike: No, my good chum. I found my Nirvana at 3:17 A.M.
Vern: ... The fart-burp-sneeze thing?
Mike: Yeah ... I passed out and woke up seeing Angels.
by BornAJuggalo December 17, 2008
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Liberation of the soul from the effects of bodily existence, creating a one-ness with ability and a freedom from fear.
by FeatherLIGHTPPG July 23, 2012
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2) A grunge band that was formed in 1988 and was fronted by Kurt Cobain. Nowadays, there's idiotic teen girls who wear the shirts with only the name and the dead smiley face on them and they have either only heard one song from them (SLTS) and think that Kurt's still alive or think that Nirvana is a fucking CLOTHING BRAND!
2) A grunge band that was formed in 1988 and was fronted by Kurt Cobain. Nowadays, there's idiotic teen girls who wear the shirts with only the name and the dead smiley face on them and they have either only heard one song from them (SLTS) and think that Kurt's still alive or think that Nirvana is a fucking CLOTHING BRAND!
Stupid 15-year-old girl: I love Nirvana! I'm one their biggest fans
Me: (unsure) Uh, you are? What are your favourite songs?
15yo girl : Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Me: Uhhh, is that the only one you know?
15yo girl: Pretty much, yeah. I really want to see Kurt someday !
Me: (gets upset) He killed himself 23 fucking years ago! You shouldn't call yourself a fan if you don't know jack shit about the band!
15yo girl: Wait, he died?! I didn't know that!
Me: (rubs forehead and walks away feeling pissed) I really fucking hate this generation of teens, they are all so stupid and ignorant!
Me: (unsure) Uh, you are? What are your favourite songs?
15yo girl : Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Me: Uhhh, is that the only one you know?
15yo girl: Pretty much, yeah. I really want to see Kurt someday !
Me: (gets upset) He killed himself 23 fucking years ago! You shouldn't call yourself a fan if you don't know jack shit about the band!
15yo girl: Wait, he died?! I didn't know that!
Me: (rubs forehead and walks away feeling pissed) I really fucking hate this generation of teens, they are all so stupid and ignorant!
by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 19, 2017
Get the Nirvana mug.(Sanskrit: नरक; Pali: निरय Niraya) a term in Buddhist cosmology usually referred to in English as "hell" (or "hell realm") or "purgatory". The Narakas of Buddhism are closely related to diyu, the hell in Chinese mythology.
"Devadatta had slaughtered a swan or an elephant. So it was Buddha who had save it. His evil cousin attacks him with boulders so he could die. But he survived because the boulders became flowers and a rolling of rose petals. So then he sent a drunk elephant named Nalagiri but failed to attack him. A day later he was taken to Avici Niraya for his sins."
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