Napoleon

An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.

Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

Napoleanic Sleeper

Someone who relentlessly claims more of the bedding and bed as the night goes on.

Sri, a Napoleanic Sleeper, has cocooned herself in the comforter and stuck both her arms out across her body in a sort of Heisman pose, pushing girish to the precipice. When confronted, she half snored, half snorted “Viva La France!”

by a_good_listener June 1, 2024

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma February 23, 2015

napoleon buffet

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors

My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.

by chef P.B.M. March 3, 2015

Napoleon Dynamite

Some stupid shit fuck ass Faggot.

Hey Napoleon Dynamite. What. Ur some Stupid shit fuck ass Faggot.

by weed69 May 14, 2015

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma September 16, 2016

Napoleon

This is when there is blood, cum and shit is inserted into and orifice typically during sexual intercourse.

"Becky, I fucking got napoleoned last night, he fucking destroyed me!" Said Kelly

by JayKars May 10, 2018