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mulestache

placing you penis across another persons upper lip.
While steve was passed out jack gave him a mulestache
by Joey Ligats February 28, 2009
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moustache ride

variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.
After a lovely evening, I took her home for a moustache ride.
by tronald dump August 27, 2013
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Handlebar Moustache

A handlebar moustache is a growth of hair from the upper lip of a man, including only hair from within the upper lip and within the smile lines, and not including hair growing from skin below the corners of the mouth. Such a moustache will have hair at either side that is allowed to grow longer and extend out to the sides, or upward or downward, and which may be straight - more or less - or naturally curled, or curled with the aid of heat or grooming aids such as waxes, pomades or glues.

A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.

An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
by Ericjt July 24, 2011
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Alligator Mustache

Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".

This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
by Chamel November 4, 2010
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mustached belly bump

A fat or soft belly with hair
His shirt was a little short and out popped his mustached belly bump.
by DownTheLineTennis March 26, 2009
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mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
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Kool Aid Moustache

The usually red stain on the upper lip from Kool Aid that resembles a moustache. It usually is shaped in a semi-circle fashion due to the shape of the cup and looks like the Pringles Guy's moustache. While it is acceptable on children if a person over 11 has one they should live in complete shame.
Kenny: Dude is that a Kool Aid Moustache on your lip Alex?

Alex: No, its just a mark I got earlier.

Kenny: Bullshit, your 20 years old and you still haven't learned to drink from a glass you dumbass.
by Leonardo, NJ July 19, 2010
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