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maisie chamerlain hyde is "a mummy fr" - jake
by jakestoked May 17, 2023
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Mummy nu pass

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
by Likhakha December 26, 2019
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Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !
Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019
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Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom
NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy
by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020
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rock mummy

rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).
"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."
by Pastymage January 30, 2009
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ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.
Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
by Daboder2 December 30, 2018
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Hot Mummy

A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.
Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.
by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018
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