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Egyptian Mummy

When you cum on a girls face and then cloak her in bandage wrap
That girl Jade I hooked up with last night was so ugly I had to give her an Egyptian Mummy
Egyptian Mummy by Lajonte June 17, 2026

Buritto Sized Mummy 

Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.
I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy
Buritto Sized Mummy by Nico415 July 30, 2010

Wrapped like a mummy 

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom
NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

BeJroooomun Being mummy 

A mummy fied BeJrooOOMUN BEING as in womun or mun. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..

jahvi teri mummy 

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom
hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!

Land Rover Mummy 

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!