Toast Machine

A Northern Californian band, who rules supreme over all local rock groups. Are popular locally, but I have faith that they will make it big.

Toast Machine is the greatest band ever.

by nevar January 12, 2005

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Machiavelli

whether you subscribe to the ideas of a 16th century Italian political philosopher. But experiments have shown that reactions to Machiavelli act as a kind of litmus test, delineating differences in temperament that can be confirmed with more traditional personality inventories. High Machs constitute a distinct type: charming, confident and glib, but also arrogant, calculating and cynical, prone to manipulate and exploit

True low Machs, however, can be kind of dependent, submissive and socially inept. So be sure to invite a high Mach or two to your next dinner party.

high Machiavelli - Think Rupert Murdoch, or if your politics permit it, President Clinton.

by Crackass2 July 31, 2006

Machinima.com

A corporation run by sellouts that previously aimed to help the machinima art form thrive, but has recently forsaken it in favor of thoughtless gameplay videos that they can make a higher profit off of.

Dave: I just finished my cinematic machinima that took me 3 years of hard work and dedication to create!

Jim: That's nice, but don't try to submit it to Machinima.com. They only care about shitty MW3 quickscope videos nowadays because they're greedy assholes.

by Brain Drill78 February 5, 2012

Drinking Machine

An individual with a high tolerance for the consumption of alcohol.

Marie-Shireen is a Drinking Machine.

by r9ufvn9ud November 8, 2009

MAC machine

A type of Automated Teller Machine (ATM) produced under the brand-name MAC, usually displaying this logo on the "idle" screen with each of the letters made up of smaller letters.

I have enough money but not enough cash - let me stop at the MAC machine and withdraw some.

by Shaviv June 14, 2004

sewing machine

A sexual act between a male and female in which the male enters his penis in both the female's vagina and anus in alternating fashion, much like the motion of a needle on a sewing machine.

Wanting to satisfy both of her holes, Bob gave Betty the sewing machine.

by Vee-nus June 12, 2008