Martel

Most babe-oh-licious hottie in the whole world. Seriously. Regularly makes dudes cream their pants. A Great lay, but kind of insane. Shy on the outside, but don't be fooled, this girl is a party animal, a sex machine, a caring soul, and a righteous maniac.

Hot Damn! Check out that Martel!

by Benno Hameen February 4, 2010

molten ass fuck

Pouring any heated liquid upon a girls ass, during the act of sex. Take note, if preforming particular positions, said liquid fire may cook your nuts to a hellish shrivel.

Man: "Woman, I'm gonna molten ass fuck the shit out of you later!"

Woman: "What the hell does that mean?"

by DSharks February 13, 2010

Le'Monte

Used to describe a one of a kind, very attractive man that usually has traits that portray that of a Gemini.

Look at that Le'Monte, he could get it

by The 3D bandit March 10, 2012

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

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and mine

me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

by kate January 2, 2004

Mertek

Stupid; Pornographer; Gay; Not-Human; Pornographer; Dumb.

Eww your dick is as small as Mertek's!

Who just grabbed my ass... Mertek i told you i'm a guy damnit!

Mertek: i love hotmail.com always giving me good porn
Crashed: Mertek.. thats hotmale.com... not hotmail.com.

by Crashed December 31, 2003

ad mortem inimicus

1) Old-Latin that roughly translates to, "to death, my enemy" or "the enemy death"

2) An unblockable attack by the in-game character Lawbringer from the game For Honor released by Ubisoft. The character is mostly played by slack-jawed faggots and has sparked various memes

Player 1: Dude stop spamming tha-..*AD MORTEM INIMICUS*

by Academic Monkey April 2, 2017

Martell

A family compulsive liars that prone to hitting the bottle at any given time

"wow those martells can lie their asses off, that joe can also down a bottle of 2 dollar vodka"

by N0J0K3 January 23, 2009