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Mongolian Roulette

Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.
1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom

2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
by Mongolianroulette April 16, 2016
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mongolian mummy

When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles
That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!
by MoBuckets January 4, 2017
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mongolian ass eater

A meme that was based off of a tweet that @kaegann made about having a very large spider on his neck, that became widely known on tumblr.

The term is used to describe an unusually large, and creepy-looking bug that may or may not be able to kill you, and may or may not inspire you to burn down your house.
- The actual start of the term -

onlyblackgirl: what the fuck is that
sayayedarbi: It's either a spider or a crab
malik-sad: It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.
by ealthia January 18, 2017
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Monglish

A cross between mong and English language.
The form of English that is written in such a way that it is barely comprehensible as a real sentence.
Language that fails to string together a correct sentence, spelling or have your meaning understood due to poor writing ability.
I iz goes to da partay.
What are you speaking, Monglish?
by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017
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Monelle

A cute girl with hourglass body big boobs and big ass and beutiful hair who in love with Unicorns and Winter. She is strong and smart but you know everyone have their own tiny dark secret. Never treat her badly because she will remember you for life. She will let you get out of sight because you are precious to her. If you ever have a Monelle in you life or know one you are one hell lucky. Treat her right and you will be her precious.
You are such a Monelle cuz you are cute
by Kikbear January 4, 2018
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Mongolian Backflip

Dating back to ancient times when the Liao Dynasty fought the Mongolians, the Mongolians would defame there enemy by performing naked back flips off of high areas to impale the cold rectum of there enemies.
Stacey's body was all limp and cold last night, couldn't resist slamming her with a cheeky Mongolian backflip
by EugeneMachine September 5, 2018
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Mongolian Sex Shark

A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.
Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: No, you Mongolian sex shark.
Person 1: *dies immediately*
by KillMeNow667 March 31, 2019
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