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mommy lemon 

A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.
Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid

Mommy salanghae 

A joke within the once fandom when member 'Tzuyu' Said; "Mommy Salanghae." Salanghae or 사랑해 Means I love you.
Mommy salanghae by somethinguwu November 25, 2021

Mommy Kisser

When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.
Example 1:

Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt- "YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."

Example 2: White people

Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama
Mommy Kisser by EGG_125_ May 17, 2022

Mommy, I'm scared 

Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)
"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
Mommy, I'm scared by eloiserat February 28, 2010

mommy and daddy time 

A euphemism for sex.
Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.

mommy bomber 

Being known for dating one's moms, or step-moms.
"Man, I heard the Austin is such a mommy bomber"
mommy bomber by Daniel February 18, 2005