A cock mooch is someone who mooches for the cock. They mooch around to get cocks, no matter what size, color, and cleanliness.
by Mjc2016 January 14, 2017
Get the Cock mooch mug.1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.
2. A stupid person in a cute way.
3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
2. A stupid person in a cute way.
3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*
2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.
3. Dang this moochi's good!
2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.
3. Dang this moochi's good!
by Manderina October 10, 2005
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"Because, they're mo' docka than you and mo' docka than me"
"Because, they're mo' docka than you and mo' docka than me"
by JBXZY May 14, 2009
Get the Modockas mug.I couldn't enjoy my dinner today because bree was mooching off of me the whole time I was trying to eat.
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Get the mooch mug.by BALL54k March 14, 2011
Get the mooch mug.A person who is a mooch and always gets things for free from people. Originated in North Tonawanda, NY.
by Cassandra x3 July 31, 2005
Get the moochacha mug.1) A delicate fruit theorized in the ancient times, to embody all the perfect little details in life. Considered the fruit of beauty, with an intense aroma contained within, all who luckily came upon this delicacy, never failed to handle with extreme care. Those who could not, are regretting their lives already. Wrapped in an unassuming skin, the true beauty lies in its seed. A worthy core, of unfathomable, nutrition, they are, and will always be persued by wild animals, such as tropt and enricht 's.
2) A most odd friend of Earl.
2) A most odd friend of Earl.
A) To be toyed with a scent of a moochie, is a sinful delight, and subtle anxiety, if starved from the fruit.
B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.
B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.
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