moked

1) extremely high after taking a moke (50/50 weed & tobacco bowl taken in one rip; also known as a moki or mole bowl)
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing

Dude I was so moked last night.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.

by Bob McWetterson September 11, 2011

mopedarmy

that's almost as scary as a pale goth kid in a tutu

oh wait, that isn't scary at all

by faggggg June 14, 2003

Moed Down

To be run over my a homosexual dressed as a woman, riding a motor scooter.

Dude, I just got moed down by that she-man.

by KyleJT August 15, 2007

mopedofile

User of a pedofile trenchcoat who goes around on a moped Flashing those who pass him. Beware,they generaly are very hairy and lurk just out of the common persons sigh in public area's. If you dont want to have nightmares for the rest of your life,avoid mall parking lots and bookstores.

Lisa: HEEEEEEEELP!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! mopedofile!!!!!!!!! OH THE HAIR AND/OR AGONY!!!!!

by chans gos June 25, 2010

Moned

Mind + blown = Moned (mo-nd)

Dude, I'm fuckin moned!🤯

by Innerthoughts June 2, 2019

pre-moed

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation. Often happening to teenagers or people who play W.O.W

I cant believe Wayne Pre-moed on his hot date last night, unlucky!

by Alan Greene December 15, 2008

Who moved the rock?

What you say to a person who metaphorically has lived under a rock their entire life.

Man: My brother has married and lives in a mansion!

Police Officer: Who moved the rock?

by Ereck Flowers October 31, 2016