Mitt

(verb) To use short, crafted statements to justify or legitimize unpopular statements or actions. Usually used as a public relations or propaganda technique. See spin

1. My boss mitt me when he laid me off by telling me that it was to my benefit by opening up my opportunities elsewhere.

2.That politician mitt the protester who questioned him on his "corporations are people" statement by saying, "corporations are made up of people so they are people"

by Kanefire January 10, 2012

shit mitten

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.

The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."

by rotfloling April 12, 2009

matty

bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast

Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!

Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.

by lanzzz=] December 25, 2008

catcher's mitt

1.) A chic with some long-ass mud flap pussy lips...you blow it and it opens up like a catchers mitt...it'll swallow your dick whole.

I was gonna eat that pussy, until she opened up her legs...that shit was like a catcher's mitt! Wrinkly, overused, and abused.

by Harry November 1, 2004

The Mitten

Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.

1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."

2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"

by T-Bottom August 27, 2009

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.

"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney

by Mitty123 November 6, 2012

Misty Shower

When a person is giving you a blow job while you are vaping, and right before you cum you blow a cloud of vapor in his or her face, then proceed to cum on his or her face through the vapor.

“Hey Susie, do you mind if a vape while you give me head?”
“You better not. I won’t keep doing this if you keep giving me misty showers.”

by russianpeeparty March 30, 2018