The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018

magic missile

Also known as a tallywhacker, one-eyed monster, or penis. Used in sex to make babies.

Hey I'm going to stick my fat magic missle into your shaved vagina and give you some of me, k?

by ArcticFox October 23, 2003

Mardi Gras Missile

When you take mardi gras beads and wrap it around your dick..

The Mardi Gras Missile was the old school version of ribbed for her pleasure

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

HEAT Missile/round

HEAT missile: Stands for High Explosive Anti Tank. Can be used in Weapons such as an AT-4 Viper Antitank weapon, or can actually be used in a tank.
Often reffered to as just HE (High explosive)

THese rounds are designed to efficently disable the tank and peirce heavily armored vehicles

Commander: "Heavy Troop Crawlers spotted over the bridge. Load HEAT Rounds!"
Loader: "Roger! HE round coming up!"

by Striker7x February 12, 2005

Cuban Missile Crisis

1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.

2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.

Oh, no!!! Not another Cuban Missile Crisis!!!

by Fearman September 7, 2007

bolivian meat missile

A huge, throbbing cock

Man, I really wanna launch my bolivian meat missile into Brad's mom! That's one hot milf

by LittleBB September 28, 2014

Face to Headboard Missile

A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.

After several attempts and with mounting frustration, T-dizzle launched a face to headboard missile and the relationship was over.

by corbin130 October 23, 2010