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Microsoft Windows

A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.

Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
by Daniel Apaché March 30, 2021
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Microsoft Edge

A browser that was developed by Microsoft. It is incredibly slow, buggy and uses so much processing power and RAM.
Person 1: Why are you using Microsoft Edge?

Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!
by Mud and Snow May 10, 2018
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Microsoft

A corporation bent on achieving world domination by brainwashing idiots into buying their abysmal computers.
Mac person: I have a life.

Microsoft person: I do not, as I spend all my time smacking my piece o' crap computer and screaming at the blue screen of death.
by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009
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Microsoft Sans Serif

Without a doubt the best font and most widely accepted as the best thing since sliced fonts
n00b 1: Yo, check out that guys font, it's so dope, is it Times New Roman?
n00b 2: No fool, that shit's Old School, this is the modern script...The Microsoft Sans Serif shit man!
by Cranberry_Svenson November 30, 2005
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Microsoftist

One who despises Microsoft because of their lack of skill in creating a game console that doesn't arrive at your house broken.
Son of a... I got the red rings for the third time in a row! I'm so Microsoftist.
by Anonymooseplox June 23, 2008
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Microspect

To inspect or examine some thing or somebody's statement microscopically or piece by piece
Why to you have to "microspect" everything I say ?
by uttley February 3, 2017
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microsoft

satan, nuff said, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs too (apple isnt exempt)
who microsoft wants YOU to serve

wow, microsoft is satan, im switching to linux
by Knockout Ned January 12, 2006
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