Microsofted

When a previously good product or service becomes worse due to corporate acquisition, poor integration, conflicting priorities, or the influence of a larger company's bureaucratic approach to product development.

"Ever since the partnership started, ChatGPT totally got microsofted - it's just not the same anymore."

by Itsanamune July 14, 2025

Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again

"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?

by Manadar June 7, 2022

Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!

"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"

by Joinmyminecwaftserver May 11, 2018

Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 28, 2017

microsoft shover

a female computer geek that loves orgasms

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024

Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

by Fasteroid May 6, 2023