micropaul

Rougly the appropriate amount of flux to use when microsoldering SMD components.

Preheat the board, apply a micropaul of flux around the chip, and using a knife tip, drag a bead of solder over the legs

by Hagledesperado February 24, 2025

microplastic

someone who shares an opinion that's so toxic and widespread you wonder how anyone puts up with it

microplastic: "Whenever I hear a story of a woman being abused by her partner, I think she deserved it."
anyone with sense: "STFU you microplastic"

by seven-horned, seven-eyed lamb March 2, 2025

microspo

the wrong word for microscope

i could only see the ant with a microspo

by smetty1234567890 June 8, 2025

Micropenis

A penis so small you would need the Hubble space telescope in order to see the penis.

Hey, sweetie... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have a micropenis. 😭

by j3tblaqk July 8, 2025

microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them

person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"

by john blinker September 28, 2025

Microphone Blowdryer

The act in which someone rips cheeks into a microphone so someone on the other end can hear it. It is also used for sexual pleasure as you sniff the microphone with it being so close to your nose already.

Jared - Bro what was that noise
You - Sorry I was just doing a Microphone Blowdryer to myself

by Dinomax65 October 18, 2025

Micropenis

Something you have

“Omg look at that guys micropenis! It’s so small!”

by n52isfastforme January 10, 2026