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pop the merkin 

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.
Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”
pop the merkin by sammietwoton January 19, 2021
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Mama’s merkin 

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.
I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.
Mama’s merkin by sNufßøx February 23, 2021
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Mama’s merkin 

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.
I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.
Mama’s merkin by sNufßøx February 23, 2021

Buy a merkin 

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.
Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin
Buy a merkin by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

lurking and merkin 

homie: what you doin mane

Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh
lurking and merkin by yung_xon June 16, 2023

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