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masturbate

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.
Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary
by stfu rat November 28, 2019
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Masturbator

masturbator is something you’d be called if your a pro master of baiting,
timmy : yo!!>> my mom called me a masturbator
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,
by hawksucker November 9, 2023
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masturbate

to make yourself cum so hard by a hand movement.
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Masturbate

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.
Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.
by A Fellow User February 12, 2019
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masturbation

what you’re probably doing now since you searched it up
aye that boy got his hand in his pant he be doing masturbation!
by philenzo January 8, 2020
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Masturbate

The only reason I wish I didn’t have a dick
Me: Hey Timmy, I just masturbated to my wall.

Timmy: Good for you.
by Gammy bear July 18, 2021
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Masturb

A type of exotic bird that looks like cum.
Yo dude, I just masturbated at that masturb over there. Such an elegant bird.
by Barracko Bama September 7, 2022
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