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mud mantis

a lesser known derogatory term for those of african american descent usually referring to those who need a good bath
That damn mud mantis has been wearing that same shirt for the past three days!
by hater bob July 20, 2008
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Harlem Manicure

When you stick your finger up the ass of a black woman. The result of the residue on your finger/nails is your new Harlem Manicure.
"My friend fingered this stripper's ass and she gave him a nasty Harlem manicure!"
by shaq950 May 17, 2009
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granny manties

A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.
My Grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my Grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own Granny Manties!
by GlazeHer July 1, 2014
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manic

''omg omg youre sooooo manic''
by Anonymous March 6, 2003
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French Manicure

When a girl digs her nails into a guys back (who has back acne) during sex; the zits pop & puss gets under the girls nails.
So I found out that Steve has back acne. Last night when we had sex I ended up with a French Manicure!!!
by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011
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Manwich

a sandwich big enough for a man, but made by a woman!
"That's a hearty looking manwich right there!"
by Badbond006 May 18, 2010
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mantis fucking

Intercourse that ends with the female partner terminating the life of the male partner. The female partner gives a quick snap of the neck to the male partner immediately after the male orgasims. Although rarely practiced, some men with terminal diseases choose to end their life this way rather than waiting for their bodies to shrivel and waste away. As an added benefit, if timed correctly, the male will stay hard and continue to orgasim and shudder for upwards of twenty five minutes, providing a great deal of extra stimulation for the female partner.
I was getting awful tired of Timmy donkey punching me all the time, so I got a little extra pleasure from mantis fucking the hell out of him once we found out he had cancer.
by TheRealZorak May 25, 2006
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