malaka

A male who likes to engage in the sexual task of repeatedly stroking his penis with one or both of his hands. Originally derived from the Greek Language meaning 'wanker'

Look his shorts are all white, I bet he's a malaka.

by Atlas February 17, 2003

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Malaki

When you have no life except playing halo all day

Person 1:Hey dude, jessica alba looks like she wants to screw you.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, i nearly got a kill.
Person 3:That guy is such a malaki.

by Freeze131 August 29, 2009

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A funny guy of color who doesn't really know that he's funny. A Maleke is usually talkative, loyal, overly emotional, attractive, caring, a smart ass, a "fighter", a guy with a big heart, and easily manipulated. Malekes' try too hard and think too hard. They beat themselves up, but always bounce back! A Maleke does not follow trends, nor does he except little effort in others. Maleke's are known to be keepers and are associated with the misunderstood. If you find a Maleke, you'll probably hate him at first, but you'll always cherish him and be glad to have him! DO NOT LET HIM GO!

"Hey, I know a Maleke; he's dope af!"

by SlickySlick! November 8, 2017

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Malike

A very wise, kind and attractive women that you definitely need as a friend. The type of women that's got her sh*t together and is an added value in your life. Also the type of women that creates the awesome atmosphere during parties/gathering.

Basically she is an all-in-one package... A bad ass, creative, sporty, the relaxed one, intelligent, dancingmachine, crazy, loyal etc. But you should be careful if you try to mess with her. She is the kind of person that still let you live but not give any second chances.

A; hey guys, I brought my friend along..her name is Malike
B; cool, nice to meet her... let's get the party started!

by OG321321 November 3, 2019

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Madoka Magica

a cute magical girl show with mentally ill lesbians. We have Madoka - pink haired lesbian with ofc she/her pronous, Homura - Madoka's gf, probably 12 years older than her, Sayaka - of course you have blue hair and pronous, also kinda hated character (free sayaka from all the hate, she did nothing wrong) Kyoko - Sayaka's gf, has a weird obsession with apples. Likes rhytyhm games. Mami - had like 40 minutes of screentime, but we still love her

- You like Puella Magi Madoka Magica too?!
- You mean that show with mentally ill people??!
- fuck it, lets go together on therapy

by Twink69 October 14, 2023

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