by ULTIMATE 8 BLOCKER May 3, 2020
Get the DANK Cheeta Manure mug.The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena
The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.
Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.
Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.
Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.
Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
by B_Tree September 20, 2020
Get the Drug Dealer Macarena mug.ever wondered how people manage to make whippy turds? its because they do the macarena in mid shit so it whips!
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Get the Macbreth mug.it is the true meaning when you realized that you actually have NO swag, so you make a swag level up just to sound cool.
"swag level is up there
way greater than yours
just low key swag
you'll never know
oh well shame"
"and thats another way to say "i know, my swag level can't compare to yours. it is way too low to even count as swag." hahaha"
"hahaha funny
you wish
i just got the mature swag"
way greater than yours
just low key swag
you'll never know
oh well shame"
"and thats another way to say "i know, my swag level can't compare to yours. it is way too low to even count as swag." hahaha"
"hahaha funny
you wish
i just got the mature swag"
by coolcatmad May 19, 2011
Get the mature swag mug.The completely uncommon "Mature Fag", is the level above "Cool Fag" that is rarely ever attained by "cool fags" and is commonly looked upon with some kind of sick pride that these clearly mentally defective individuals rely on. A "mature fag" has by some ungodly miracle that also doubles as one of nature's much unintended accidents, much like the result of incestual sexual intercourse, somehow understood what is going on around him and how he plays into it so he has, and again against ALL POSSIBLE ODDS, learned the ways of his local area and has started to be able to trick people and get what he wants in life from people. This is an odd predicament but nothing to fear as all "mature fags" still have the same tell tale trades that their younger and much more mentally stable counterparts do. For one thing they will still act out but in a more subtle yet obvious way, such as accomplishing something in the work place and presenting his smug mug while feeling proud of himself openly. However he still has no grasp on how to treat a woman properly so he will turn into an over sized fourth grader around his significant other who is usually a much better and more deserving person than he is. Still the same thing gents just less loud.
Hey did you hear bobby? Johnny has finally reached mature fag status! He got a job and was just so smug about it! So smug!
Steffan was being such a mature fag that he decided to promptly call up his friends and brag about his new car.
Steffan was being such a mature fag that he decided to promptly call up his friends and brag about his new car.
by Doctor Weird D.P.A. August 23, 2011
Get the Mature fag mug.The act of flushing the toilet too early, having underestimated how badly you actually had to urinate, then having to wait until the tank fills again so you can flush the rest down.
Hey, what took you so long in there?" " Damn, I can't believe I just had pre-mature e-flushulation!" "I didn't think I had to piss that bad.
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