Lodick

A really long dick you can see bouncing around in someones pants when they are not wearing underwear

hey kev spell long dick

Dad thats againts the rules I cant spell that

Lodick Alright alright alrighhhht you going to learn today

by lalala41 October 16, 2011

Oprah-Logic

(oh-pruh-lawjick) ; Noun: a shapeless, shifting, feelings-driven form of reasoning, with a propensity to give too much consideration to whatever happened to be
the most recent statement made in a line of argument.

The 6th grade's class teacher's use of Oprah-Logic in her daily classes creates a lazy intellectualism that lends itself to impairing critical thinking skills.

by webjc April 18, 2009

Corvette logic

Arrogant Psychological projection by Corvette owners. They make an average of $90,000+ a year and assume teens with Civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a Corvette or 500hp Mustang. For some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at Wal-Mart or Auto Zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 MPG @ 3.55 a gallon. They claim these teens spent 50 grand on their Civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud muffler, crappy wing and a K&N air filter.

These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.

Corvette Frank: When are going to get rid of that ricer and get a Corvette.

Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.

Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp

Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.

by Harley Earl April 15, 2008

Logic

The greatest rapper in existence, his lyrics are strong enough to give you an erection on the spot. His flow is so good he is responsible for all the tsunamis in history. He was born before the dinosaurs and has mastered rapping. He will be the one to eliminate RnB from this world including the infamous cancer cell: Chris Brown. He has an IQ of 20000000000 and is capable of destroying anyone using his lyrics so don't fuck around with him.

Man: Hey you listen to Logic?
Man 2: *Instant Erection*

by RATTPACK,GANG,GANG,GANG November 6, 2017

logic chopper

The expression works as its own antonym, so depending on the context it means:

1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.

1. Man, you always convince me! You are such a logic chopper!

2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.

by Bruno G January 1, 2013

Logicise

To make logic out of a situation

when your in a tricky situation and need logic thinking to help sort it out you need to logicise everything for it to make sense

by sexyeyes1978 November 21, 2012

logicify

Adding logic in a purposely unlogical statement

Please don't logicify what I just said

by datazz805mamba April 17, 2015