The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.
Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019
Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.
Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual
Antonyms: conservative and liberal
Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual
Antonyms: conservative and liberal
Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”
Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”
Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”
by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022
If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.
by SeismicMike January 31, 2011
Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.
Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.
Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.
by ConfusedHusband February 29, 2020
When someone tries to seem smarter than you but ends up making everything seem more confusing than it already is and just makes a conversation an unbearable loop of agony. Norman logic can also be used to win an argument when they the person knows they are wrong.
Parker: Luffy is the leader of the straw hats pirates
Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used
Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Ooof
Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used
Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Ooof
by sus453 April 16, 2018
by DeathknightofDeath September 16, 2014
1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has
2) What every programmer has
Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!
by Urbanned October 15, 2015