Derpy Logger

A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!

Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!

by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011

Rice lager

Noun;
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.

She gave me a rice lager, and now we're having sushi for dinner.

by EnglishFacts November 20, 2017

ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction

worse than anything known to man before. Based upon the multi-sexual origins of the universal constant: mathematics.

Mark: ur mom gay
Joe: ur daddy lesbian
Mark: no u
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Mark: ur grandpap trap
Joe: ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction
Mark: *dies*

by next version of ur mom gay March 13, 2018

Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 26, 2019

Bar Léger

This is the place where you go spend all your money with your whole family on the sketch slot machine. Corner of Leger and Rolland in Montreal North, where you get shot.

Bro we reach bar léger for some slots?
We go pull a solid rush at bar léger?

by LeoPetti September 19, 2019

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Corner Lodger

Only Russ knows

I had to use the corner lodger to hold up the board

by Kellyyyooo December 27, 2021