Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012

Boston Latin School

Top Public Magnet in the nation. First public secondary school in the nation. Alumni include Hancock, Adams, Kennedy, Thomas Paine, James Bowdoin, Ben Franklin, and many others. Notorious feeder to Harvard College.

A: Where do you go to high school?
B: Boston Latin School
A. Wow you are smart!
B: Thank you. I attribute my intelligence to my teachers and peers at BLS.

by gunner4234 December 28, 2005

Latino

Diverse people who know how to make killer music, amazing food, and dance like nobody's business. Extremely attractive. Punish using una chancla. Racially united under nationalism and customs, no matter what those who try to classify us eugenically have to say.

Carlos: I am black and from Puerto Rico-Soy Latino.
Maria: I am white and from Argentina-Soy Latina.
Pedro: I am indian and from Guatemala-Soy Latino.

by CUBALIBRE August 20, 2008

Queef Latina

A ratchet ho with a wack shoe game. Her unibrow is so on fleek that NASA uses it to calibrate it's equipment. Thot's face is turnt. And when the boys skeet on her they yell YEET. She is also bad at math. Can be shortened to QL.

Hey did you see how shook Queef Latina got when asked about dat metric? Bitch has no math game.

by derperjones May 7, 2015

latina

a woman from latin america, mexico , etc. considered to be the prettiest woman on earth, but i think every race iz pretty (: . i am 100% latina , and i have to say:
1: We AlL dNt TyPe lIkE tHi$
2. we dnt all have kidz by the time we are 18 FUCK WHOEVER SAID THAT !
3. we dnt all dye our hair blond, for some of us it iz NATURAL . we do come in all different shapez and sizes YA KNO !
4. we dnt all fail in school...me and my friendz are all latina/latino & we get A'S AND B'S
5. some of us arent all curvy...i am for my age but some off us are kinda flat and stuff , but there iz nothing worng with that, they can still b pretty !
6. we are not all vain & bitchy , we can be nice ya kno ! SO STOP BEING STEREOTYPICAL !!

if u r latina , BE PROUD !!!

by GUANACA PRIDE <33 July 15, 2010

Latina

The hottest women on the face of the earth. No other woman comes close. They have tan-mocha skin, dark black hair, the best asses and curves ever. Not to mention some seriously addictive pussy. Their asses are amazing. They are possibly the only woman that can still be attractive when over weight.
Colombian (the best), Brazilian, Peruvian, Spanish, Portuguese, Honduran, Guatemalan, Chilean, Panamanian, Ecuadorian, Venezuelan, Argentinan, Paraguayan, Bolivian, Uruguayan, Dominican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, Mexican, Belizean, Salvadorian, Nicaraguan, and Costa Rican.

Kadi is the finest latina ever.

by BigPapi November 19, 2004

Boston Latin School

A prestigious examination school located in Boston, MA in the United States. It was the first public school in the U.S., founded in 1635. Originally a male school in which potential Harvard graduates could prepare for college, it was later eliminated its gender restrictions. To enter the school, one must pass the ISEE exam, either in 6th grade or 8th grade. Although praised for its contemporary and classical education, as well as for the high test scores students achieve on exams like the SAT, the school has a number of faults. Among them are poor teachers, excessive amounts of work, and most notably its scholarships (limited to the top 5% of one's class). Among the finer things are the excellent teachers, both in personality and in teaching style, an extensive music department, and a number of interesting and fun clubs and extracurricular activities. The school mascot is the wolf, based on the she-wolf in the myth of Romulus and Remus's raising. Boston Latin originally had seen amazing numbers of students being accepted into the highest ranked colleges, by little more than name alone. But in much more recent years, the title of the school will not help one get accepted even into UMASS Boston.

Kid 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Kid 2: Boston Latin School.
Kid 1: Ha, you fuckin nerd, I go to CM!
Kid 2: Oh, the stereotypical highschool for white kids from West Roxbury, nice.

by Joe521 January 31, 2009