Zipper Labia

The flaps of fabric on either exterior side of a zipper. Most commonly found on cheap wind breaker jackets and frequently get caught in the upward and downward zip causing it to jam.
The subsequent zipper jam is usually followed by swearing in frustration and potentially the break of the zipper.

My zipper labia on my jacket are way too big, they always get caught in my zipper.

Damn zipper labia, got caught again, they're flappin' around like beef curtains!

by AJ Parnayyyyl October 19, 2011

lagit

A misspell of the word "legit".

Used to indicate a person that lags. Lag-it. Lag-git as the word Faggot.

Example 1

Player 1: I play fair and square.
Player 2: That is totally lagit.

Example 2

Player 1: How did you kill me? I killed you first!
Player 2 : Don't worry about it, that guy is a lagit.

by uberduck December 14, 2008

Labia Sandwich

Wrapping those two fine, tender, swollen, moist pieces of female flesh around a throbbing, engorged massive piece of man-meat, then serving it up, usually with some intense labia "lip fucking" for the room to slowly suck, nibble, eat, or just enjoy.

Dude, I was in the hot tub this weekend with three smokin' co-eds and they started some crazy shit. This brunette laid over the edge of the tub sporting the best swollen camel toe I've ever seen, and says "Wanna rub your cock inside my hot pussy lips?" Who the hell turns that up?

So I'm basically titty fucking her twat and the other two chicks start pushing her lips hard against me. It was fucking amazing. And just when you think it couldn't get any better? One of the chicks starts sucking the brunette's clit lips, and the other one starts mouthing the head of my cock. FFsake! So while I'm stroking it back and forth, I'm mouth fucking her hard, and the brunette is getting awesome head and cock action.

When she came I lost my shit completely. It was a rockin' Labia Sandwich!

by RieverXXX April 30, 2012

labotomy

the act of surgery on someones head with intentions of making them severely retarded. ex. HANNIBAL

the mad scientist did a labotomy on his patient. The patient just drooled and stared into space since

by BIG J January 23, 2005

labia

The flacid skin sorrouding a woman's vagina. Also known as "horizontal lips" or the "pussy door."

"Shut your cuntass face before I tear your labia off and feed them up your ass."

by Wang Hang Lo June 16, 2003

thats so labia

a term used in the place of the word 'cool' or 'supremely awesome' or 'wizzer'. This comment works best on chinese.

Chang - 'I recieved garlic flavoured peanuts for my birthday'

Ying - 'Thats so labia!'

by viviennechinesemargret April 23, 2009

labattz

labattz is bent,a bender,gay,homosexual,aids ridden,

hey labattz u stink of BO and u have caught aids from owlie.

by tom February 23, 2005