ketchup buns 

losing anal virginity

i gave sally ketchup buns

ketchup buns by ndbaar02 April 23, 2011

ketchup whirlwind 

n: The act of squirting ketchup into ones anus, then lapping it up with one mouth and spitting it back out onto a cock, then shoving the cock covered ketchup into ones anus buns, then when finished, four people proceed to lick the remnants off in a whirlwind motion with their tongues.

Kyle: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me a ketchup whirlwind?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Kyle: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Kyle dear, I know."

ketchup whirlwind by DoctorPentakill May 2, 2015

kretchy 

Adjective: Describes a person whom bangs out your mom.

That dude Terry been acting mad kretchy round my mom, we was chillin playing Power Stone and when my mom walked in the room I saw the scrump magnus in his eye.

kretchy by ThatNGATerry October 19, 2015

ketchupVrr 

Very epic content creator!

KetchupVrr is a good content creator

ketchupVrr by KetchupVrr March 18, 2022

The Ketchup Law 

The theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. It is rare to "beat" the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need.

"Oh man, I grabbed way too much ketchup for my fries!"

"That's the Ketchup Law, dude."

The Ketchup Law by Kittenish August 3, 2009

sexy ketchup 

The blood on your dick during/after fucking a girl on the rag.

Didn't know my bitch was on the rag until my dick was covered in sexy ketchup!

sexy ketchup by zaqdaddy October 6, 2013

Marrying the ketchups 

The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.

“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*

Marrying the ketchups by Sound5cap3 January 28, 2020