Definitions by Kittenish

The Ketchup Law 

The theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. It is rare to "beat" the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need.

"Oh man, I grabbed way too much ketchup for my fries!"

"That's the Ketchup Law, dude."

The Ketchup Law by Kittenish August 3, 2009