No Kangaroo

Meaning: No can do.

Person 1: Hey can you help me with this paperwork?
Person 2: No Kangaroo!

Refer to Tate.

the most ballin mutherfucker ever
Person 1: That guy is so fuckin awesome.
Person 2: Yeah I know. He's a tate.

by Kangawhoo May 4, 2011

ya non kang

1.you ain't sh**

2. you're not all that

3. you're lame

don't try to come in here like you own the place! cuz ya non kang!

by dreadful June 29, 2009

Kranged

To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.

Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'

by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013

Kangers Hangers

Like the dogs bollox, or the mutts nuts - it means 'really good' with an Aussie twist.

That's the kangers hangers

by Richy rich July 5, 2018

Da Kang

(N). One who self-proclaims that they are the greatest at something.
(V). Kinging When ever the king hooks up with a girl, when the king screws you over.

1. "We are like the kings of drinking"
2. I could drink so much more than you; I'm like da kang; you should bow down to me.
3. Oh God that poor girl just got kinged.

by jomumma March 25, 2008

kangaroo position

a sexual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her anal sex. there is thrusting and hopping.

Guy #1: Dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. Only it sucked cuz Tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.

Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.

by drunkenrabbitsex February 20, 2009

kangaroo sex

when a girl sticks her head in another girls vagina

Kangaroo sex turns me on.

by Vlad October 13, 2004