knowledgeum

A museum dedicated to knowledge. Appears in Springfield in The Simpsons episode "This Little Wiggy" (s09e18).

Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to touch a star, or which of the Three Stooges had the biggest brain? Find out at the knowledgeum!

by JW52242 January 21, 2010

knotted balloon

The skin area that surround the actual butthole. Usually it is contracted but can expand if poop comes out or something is inserted. The pleasure sensation depends on the individual.

Dude I stuck a Alaskan dildo in by butt and my knotted balloon held it tight.

by Really real dude November 20, 2010

Knowledge Monkey

When you dish out an awesome bit of knowledge to people around you

Hey look at that kid, he's such a knowledge monkey!

by Unstable Mable April 23, 2011

knowledge dump

The act of writing everything you know on a test or exam - usually followed by a feeling of heavy relief or fatigue.

Patrick: Just had a huge knowledge dump - my brain hurts.
Caroline: You should take a nap!

by LOL404 June 14, 2011

Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.

"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"

by iamahab April 15, 2012

knowtivate

to motivate someone to acquire pointless knowledge, purely to know that knowledge

I need to knowtivate bill to see if his birthmark is shaped exactly like pittsburg

by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013

knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.

by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016