sticky knob

When one commits the ultimate in revenge actions by ejaculating onto the door knob of the house that is being toilet papered.

Hurry up Benny and leave this poor douche a sticky knob so we can go.

by candon September 7, 2005

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Porter Knob

Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....

He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a Porter Knob hahaha. Poor guy

by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020

floyds knobs

A small village in Indiana where a bunch of middle class people think they are rich. The nicest restaurant is literally named, "A Nice Restaurant". Anything designer that might be seen in this village is a knock off because everyone spends there extra cash on diesel fuel for their pick up trucks. This is an attempt to feel like they are living the 'salt life' when in reality everyone is just smoking too much dirt weed.

Oh you're from Floyds Knobs? ......turbo diesel.....

by Sherriff White February 21, 2018

knob-hobber

Excessive dick sucker; person who sucks more than a lot of dick

Gosh, that girl is such a knob-hobber!

by Mrs. McKnobhobber March 17, 2017

nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020

elevator knob

When a fuckboy sends you a video of him wanking and his knob is bigger than his skinny Dick

Zach has an elevator knob

by Tanishaa123 June 15, 2018