When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”
Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”
Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”
Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”
by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025
Get the The Helen Kellermug. 
by To3Suck3r69 May 21, 2021
Get the Audrey keller.mug. I was spending all day shit posting about why Elon Musk has a tiny penis, but then my girlfriend came over and kellered me which increased my rate of posting significantly
by AaronEChicago November 8, 2022
Get the Kelleredmug. by Keller Keller is on fire February 8, 2018
Get the Kellermug. It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.
I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.
by Stan Brown June 25, 2017
Get the Helen Keller Stylemug. Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
Get the Danny Kellermug.