Kelley Jakle

A pickle and peanut butter sandwich loving cutie patootie who, like her Pitch Perfect character Jessica Smith, needs to be protected at all costs. Has an alluring singing voice that brings tears to the eyes of any listener. She is a girl who leaves a trail of stardust and only radiates the most positive of energy wherever she goes.

Person 1: Dude, are you crying at Kelley Jakle's song?
Person 2: No. There's just something in my eye. Like a twig. Or a large branch.

by ShelleyBeans July 5, 2018

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kellece

(Kellece is one of a kind), always makes a joke about everything. She has some good ass (booty) and (all the boys fall for her). She has a (heart as pure as gold) and never lets anyone down. She is an (amazing) person with all the right people in her life.

Oh wow look at the boys with her, she must be a kellece

by Tickleberry July 31, 2018

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Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.

by Melong January 21, 2019

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