Junk Stamp

Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag

Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...

by Resilient Tapout September 19, 2009

Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.

Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.

by sap sucker August 25, 2015

Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."

by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

What the Junk

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.

Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."

by Bill Cliffton November 7, 2016

Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.

Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.

by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016

Carbo-junking

The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.

"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!

by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010

Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.

I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!

by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010