"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015
by junkteens March 14, 2023
Accidentally or more likely, purposely sending a picture of an exposed or scantily clad body part, specifically the crotch area, via Twitter.
by snapboom June 09, 2011
The act of dunking on an opponent in basketball where your crotch goes directly into their face as you jump over them for the slam. The humiliation can be further amplified by hanging on the rim to keep your sweaty junk pressed into their face.
“Lattrell didn’t just posterize that boy, he Junk Dunked on him.”
“Hey man, did you get a good look when he Junk Dunked on you? Was it boxers or briefs?"
“Hey man, did you get a good look when he Junk Dunked on you? Was it boxers or briefs?"
by 180LA June 03, 2013
by Jack_of_wades December 10, 2015
The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.
"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!
by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010
Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
by Keg Flexington October 24, 2009