John-date

An undefined, somewhat exclusive relationship between two people. Neither party gives the other party a title of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" within the relationship. However, only the one person is dating with full intentions on ending the undefined relationship within six to seven months of dating to avoid serious commitment, the i-love-you phase or being tied down to an area because of a relationship.

Man #1: What happened to that chick you were seeing?

Man #2: Oh, that was nothing serious. I just John-dated her.

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Girl #1: We had been dating for about six months and then he moved away. I don't understand what happened, I thought things were getting serious.

Girl #2: Girl, he was John-dating you.

by Diner Talk May 26, 2013

John Moore

Verb: To jump onto and break an object, such as a table while at a party playing games such as spoons or poker.

Yeah he totally John Moored that table last night when we were playing cards.

by Johnmoe June 16, 2014

John Wick That Shit

To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.

Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.

by bripgilb March 21, 2017

John-Lee

Similar to a candy bar, this person has milk chocolate skin with caramel eyes. This man is always the shiniest star no matter what room he walks in. His goofy spirit and vibrant smile always brings joy to those who surround him. John-Lee is naturally talented when it comes to just about anything, but his specialties are in music, sports, and dancing. This is definitely a man that you want to stay in contact with, whether it’s friends or more, he will change your life.

Dang John-Lee, you lookin like somebody fiancé.

by Anonymous User Unknown May 27, 2019

John Mulaney Syndrome

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.

"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome

by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020

John Mak

John Mak is a discipline teacher that teaches in lsc. He loves his students, but his students don't love him, they only like him¯\_(ツ)_/¯

student A: John Mak is coming!!!!
student B: MAK MAK MAK MAK !!!!!!

by meme son October 26, 2020

John Winchester

The Dead beat biological dad of Sam and Dean Winchester.

John lost his wife in a fire and used it as an excuse to completely ruin the childhood of his sons. Mostly his eldest son Dean Winchester.

So much so that Dean was never able to actually have a childhood. Resulting in him never being a child. Which he has said. Many times.

John Winchester used his son as if he were a soldier.

Over all John is a piece of sh*t.

I mean the Demon that killed his wife and we ruined he’s youngest son’s, Sam Winchester, life was too nice to Dean.

A DEAMON FROM HELL WAS KINDER TO JOHN’S KID THAN HE HAD EVER BEEN!

So over all.......
F*ck John Winchester😊

“Man that guy just made his kid feel as if he was worthless.”

“Sounds like a real John Winchester.”

by Sammoose February 15, 2021