jackson pollack

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006

Peter Jackson

Critically acclaimed New Zealand director, best known for the LOTR Trilogy and King Kong. Ever since, Jackson has become a major Hollywood heavyweight, respected for his perfectionism, yet carefree kiwi attitude.

"Peter Jackson used to ride between the studios on a bike in shorts and a loose tee."

by Kingi December 27, 2008

Samuel L. Jackson

1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.

"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."

by Maggy June 13, 2003

jackstall

Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.

'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'

by please accept. i cba try again December 27, 2016

Jackson Polack

www.polackia.net

Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?

by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022

Michael Jackson Maneuver

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.

"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

fakin' jacks

frontin'

no time for fakin' jacks Cuz niggas who fake jacks get laid on their backs

by block1of4 @ hotmail.com September 11, 2003