dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.
by TheOriginatorsofWombJizz October 07, 2017
Ella: oh man this chocolate cake is so jizz
Eibhlin: NO ELLA, CARBS!! VOM!!
Ella + Eibhlin: JIZZ-VOM!!!
Eibhlin: NO ELLA, CARBS!! VOM!!
Ella + Eibhlin: JIZZ-VOM!!!
by The Nils Sundermann April 18, 2010
When a male is either masturbating or having sex, and he orgasms, then minutes later blows his load. Most likely if you have sex or choke your chicken frequently. She will probably say "I've felt bet.. oh god that feels good!"
*during the males orgasm*
Olivia: oh....harder...immmm aaabout to squiiirrt!...fuck my pussy! Fuck it good!.... Shove it in harder.
Doug: im fucking that pussy!
Olivia: ooo baby that was fun but I didn't feel you jizz this time.
Doug: oh hmm low sper--
Olivia: OOO hun that was like a rocket of jizz. That was such a jizz glitch, I want one on my face next time. Then I'll blow you afterwards.
Olivia: oh....harder...immmm aaabout to squiiirrt!...fuck my pussy! Fuck it good!.... Shove it in harder.
Doug: im fucking that pussy!
Olivia: ooo baby that was fun but I didn't feel you jizz this time.
Doug: oh hmm low sper--
Olivia: OOO hun that was like a rocket of jizz. That was such a jizz glitch, I want one on my face next time. Then I'll blow you afterwards.
by iOdis May 24, 2013
When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
The small dribble of jizz that ejaculates from a sissy boy's sissy clit when he reaches sexual climax
- Sissy jizz is transparent and more watery than the jizz usually produced by a man's penis during sex. Sissy jizz can only be produced when a sissy boy is being anally penetrated.
- Sissy jizz is transparent and more watery than the jizz usually produced by a man's penis during sex. Sissy jizz can only be produced when a sissy boy is being anally penetrated.
Darrin knees buckled from the relentless ass pounding he was enduring, he sissy-gasmed and his sissy clit squirted a tiny spurt of sissy jizz
by Sweet Lolly April 17, 2020
by Rab_soulfly_guy July 12, 2007