Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 01, 2018
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Sun Jerky

Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.
Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.

Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.
by Q-Tippy October 28, 2018
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Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.
Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.
by Eatmijello July 19, 2018
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Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.
"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!
by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010
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Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.
by Gkink May 16, 2023
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Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 04, 2020
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crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey
by Chonga December 25, 2021
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