(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.
An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
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Get the jerry purpdrank mug.Jerry was used by the British in the Great War as a nickname for the Germans. One possible origin is that Jerry was thought to be a common name among Germans, like 'John' with Americans. Another, and perhaps the true origin, is that bed pans/chamber pots were called Jerries, and the Germans helmets looked like them, so... Jerry was one of many nicknames used to call the Germans, the French preferred Boche, the Americans, Krauts. Another common one was 'Hun'. The usage of Jerry, and the rest, although I can't say I have seem much use of Boche outside of WW I related things, continued during the Second World War. The gas/water container used by the Germans in WW II was nicknamed a Jerry can. During the Great War, the Germans, when talking to the Englishmen in the opposite trenches, would use Tommy to reference them, while the British, of course, used Jerry in regard to the Germans.
My high school had this great set of WW II books, and I can remember this one story from a veteran that, for whatever reason, has stuck with me. He and his unit had assaulted a German airfield. "We were running around securing the hangars. I passed the door to an office and kicked it open. I tossed in a grenade and the Jerry behind the desk caught it and shouted, "Nein! Nein!" I yelled, "Ja! Ja!" and slammed the door shut."
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