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Dock-tor Jelkins

The act of two men jelking while also docking
With the way Nicholas talks so much about jelking, I wouldn’t be surprised if him and Enrique get their Dock-tor Jelkins on after work!
by LushMops October 12, 2021
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Jenkinese

A language of sayings derived from english and chinese, with sayings you have ever heard before. Created in South Western Ontario, by Big Ern, the Jenkinese epidemic is spreading like a bad weed in a sod field.
Famous Jenkinese sayings:

Fix that Oprah.
You god damn half epileptic retard.
Now we're talkin' Chinese!
Walk and talk.
You fuckin half-baked retard.
You cock-suckin little fucker, I'll fix you.
See that fuckin kawasaki? Ill fix that mother fucker.
If you two little fuckers don't stop arguing, theres going to be another fuckin Jenkins trial.




Jenkinese words:
Tuckamuck (pronounced tuck-a-muck)
SammyIamie (Sammy-i-am-ee)
Greeneggsandhamie (Green-eggs-and-ham-ie)
by ernJR April 8, 2009
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Jenkin

noun. A "jenkin" is a person who is always complaining, easliy annoyed, and usually a bitch. To be a jenkin you would have to be extremely condescending and never pay attention to anybody elses ideas because you think you have even better ones.

verb. To jenk or to be jenking, would be to insist that you are the best at everything and no one could ever be better.
"Dude, I'm tired of you always jenkin', just listen to what I have to say".
by God-like Mythlogical Creater December 6, 2010
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Jenkies

The most awesome guy in the world who everyone wants to date and is the funny guy who is single and has almost everything he wants.
That guy is sooooo like jenkies.

yeah
by ninja monkey robot February 19, 2009
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Jenkies

Used by Velma If you don't know what this mean you had a rough childhood
by 123heyyyfsjdhdhd June 25, 2016
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Jenkin

A really retarded synonym for almost every word in the English language. Jenkin is often used by akward teenagers and people who can't find a creative synonym for many words.
Phil- Yo I was at the store and this guy told me the chips were on sale

Alex- Oh my god thats so Jenkin
by SchNitsbAh January 24, 2010
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the jenkinator

THE JENKINATOR PEW PEW!
john hancock: "oh yeah, the jenkinator pew pew!"
by the real jenkinator April 26, 2010
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