HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

inked skin

To have your skin that is tattooed once and there is no need to go back over it.

You must have that inked skin I don't have to go back over it.

by Shsgffgi August 1, 2017

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

Inked

A word used in replacement of a male/female squirting or cumming

Omg I inked all over him and he loved it

by SirCuntdaddy February 24, 2024

Ink Pusher

A heavily tattooed person, normally suggests solid colour or blacked out limb/s

Check out that ink pusher, the needle never missed a spot

by ElMacDrummerBoy January 12, 2018

Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.

" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"

by GenericJohn June 20, 2018

sus inked

Getting a tattoo done in a sketchy place or worse in a back alley.

Cory was sus inked by a stranger in queens for free. It didn’t come out as expected.

by Cmoney1123 February 5, 2024