Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"

by Lubo25 January 23, 2009

Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

Alt Tuck

fell off after Alt... some say he still cries about it today. slaves away in the ioN bunker under command of ioN Shawn. tuck is a cool guy though with lots of money

i’m a s*ck f**k, my name is Alt Tuck!

by ionized member April 15, 2019

Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010

Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.

I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.

by heat nuts December 21, 2010

Tuck me in

When one New Yorker decides to get off games for the night but really he’s driving to another New Yorkers house, usually male, to perform gay acts while making pasta.

I sure hope Danny is going to tuck me in tonight. I sure am tired.

by Evilredbeerd August 29, 2023

Tuck squad

Name of a twitch streamers fans referencing tucking his penis to make it bigger

You watch that fag? Didn’t know you were in the tuck squad!

by Lordflank May 8, 2020