Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

by cobie_ June 10, 2021

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name

damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer

by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020

Alabama Mudd Slammer

The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.

Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.

by SkratFish July 23, 2022

slammer shield

when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you

The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.

by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

Trunk slammer

Trunk Slammer

At Norfolk, a trunk slammer usually pulls in on two wheels touching the ground still in work suit with 5 minutes to tee off. Ignoring the red light on the fairway warning system to walk across the course and stepping on the 1st tee without checking in with pro.

by Big Cat 68 July 13, 2020

Alabama Slammer

Fucking your cousin

Billy Joe Bob pulled an Alabama slammer with his cousin Missy sue.

by Louminator69 April 17, 2025

saguaro slammer

Saguaro Slammer: A bold and unconventional act performed in the Arizona desert, where one partner inserts a finger into the other’s backside shortly before delivering a stinging smack to the face during climax.

“After trying the Saguaro Slammer in the Arizona desert, she was left feeling more bewildered than pleased, questioning their spontaneous decision.”

by Sugondis October 26, 2024