by Jenna and Missy March 30, 2005
by UntwinedCartoons June 01, 2014
A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.
"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."
by sauer power August 09, 2006
something you say to someone when they commit an act of "ditching" you. when they leave you stranded, when they make fun of you, when they do anything not in your favour basically.
*zafar leaves bobby at the movies with no ride home*
bobby: "DITCH LIFEEEE"
zafar: "ogiogiogioigogioi"
bobby: "DITCH LIFEEEE"
zafar: "ogiogiogioigogioi"
by DLMASTER2 June 07, 2009
A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.
by Piper Marie January 10, 2020
when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.
Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch
by Billy Masila January 28, 2009
An aesthetically unpleasing woman.
by Steve September 23, 2003