the gayest place on earth, filled with shitty drugs and lifted trucks.
aka land of the bored shitless
aka land of the bored shitless
by tylerthecreator April 10, 2011
Get the idaho falls mug.The school far away from intelligent life and civilization in general that the Mormons go to who didn't get into the real BYU in Utah.
mormon1: dude BYU Provo rejected me.
mormon2: Yeah, me too.
mormon1: Well it looks like we're going to BYU Idaho.
mormon2: Yeah, me too.
mormon1: Well it looks like we're going to BYU Idaho.
by jacob pitt March 16, 2009
Get the BYU Idaho mug.A regular state from it's admittance into the Union until a around 1956 when fast food restaurants realized that they didn't have a large enough supply of potatoes. It was then turned into a farce of a state by a conspiracy of government officials in the pockets of lobbying powers such as McDonald's. John F. Kennedy uncovered this conspiracy and was about to shut it down with the assistance of Bobby Kennedy when he was assassinated.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including Aaron Paul and J.R. Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of communist Russia. All constitutional rights are voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a consortium of wealthy individuals.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including Aaron Paul and J.R. Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of communist Russia. All constitutional rights are voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a consortium of wealthy individuals.
Person on a road trip through the West: hey, am I on the right road to get into Idaho?
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho; getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho; getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.
by An altruistic american September 3, 2016
Get the Idaho mug.Home of Idalia High School. Also known as the greatest small town in the Northern Hemisphere of the world as decided in a study known as the Greatest Small Towns in the Northern Hemisphere Study, taken by the Association of the Greatest Small Towns in the World Group. Home of Keniv Legenl.
Idalia, home of Idalia High School, has many natives now going to school at Colorado State, which is better than Kansas State.
by R. C. December 30, 2007
Get the Idalia mug.A name given to to girls who are incredibly handsy. They like to be around people and are the life of the party. The only downside to an idaly is they are incredibly horny. All the time.
by Aidspanther July 13, 2011
Get the Idaly mug.Idaho is a state in the northwestern region of the United States of America. It borders the state of Montana to the east and northeast, Wyoming to the east, Nevada and Utah to the south, and Washington and Oregon to the west. To the north, it shares a small portion of the Canadian border with the province of British Columbia. With a population of around 1.6 million and an area of 83,569 square miles (216,440 km2), Idaho is the 14th largest and 39th most populous of the 50 states. The state's capital and largest city is Boise, followed by Meridian, Nampa, Idaho Falls, Pocatello, Caldwell, Coeur d'Alene, Twin Falls, Lewiston, Post Falls, Rexburg, and Moscow.
I live in Idaho.
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