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ipod

A horrible invention that lets the user run around in circles to find their mtv-endorsed favorite song of the week. High points are freezing at the best times (ie, study hall, long car rides, etc.), ugly design, and hard to use operating system.
Oh em gee, I just gawt mah IPOD and it totallli rox0rxz. Mah frendie tuld me 2 buy 1 cuz she got 1 n she luvz it! Unly pr0blem iz dat it freezzzes sumtimes, but dats okie if i can listen 2 mah favorit musixcxz! YEAH LOLZ LINDSEY ALL DA WAY
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ipod touch

a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours
"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"
by theydontlikeyou April 25, 2010
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ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.
I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.
by Patrick May 7, 2005
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ipod

Hard drive mp3 player whose only pro is it's esthetic design. However, feature and accessory wise, it lacks. Other hard drive mp3 players such as the Iriver "H" series drive it to the ground, with features such as video playback, fm radio, digital recording via a built in mic etc.
OMG is that a new ipod?

errr... no this is an Iriver H320 which pisses all over the ipod.
by Mr.river May 13, 2005
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ipod nano

The newest, smallest, and sleekest of Apples line of iPods. Thinner than a pencil, still has a full color display and is available in 2 or 4 GB models. Is available in both black and white.
The key is that is uses a flash memory drive instead of a hard drive, for increased battery life.
For only $200, it renders pretty much all other music players obsolete.
"Wow, the new ipod nano i just got is amazing... i wonder what apple will come out with next."

"I just threw away my dell jukebox to get an ipod nano, and wow it is so much better...."
by Rush8192 September 26, 2005
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Stinky iPod

Massaging the anus in a circular motion with the thumb, not unlike using an iPod touchpad/wheel.
"I thought he was shy until he gave me the ol stinky iPod. It was great."
by nothalo August 28, 2005
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ipod

Trendy overpriced p.o.s. that can't even do gapless output or vorbis. Not for people who like music. Less expensive players have more features and sound better.
Watch me demonstrate defenestration with this ipod-using poser!
by pseudonyme July 10, 2004
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